Monday, 7 April 2025

In The Name Of The Holy & The Sacred Shit

Whoever said marriages are made in heaven died light years away from being married

Drunk on textbook definitions and arrogant ignorance of what married in love looks like

Ever wondered why the married never write about marriage objectively

Because the objective truths of marriage aren't bestsellers

And unless it's a bestselling idea

How do you sell it to a capitalist world pretending to be communists of convenience


Marriages are ugly, mad, angry, and all kinds of crazy and borderline psychotic

But then, had they accepted and agreed to that, it'd blemish the very heavens they said marriages were made in

And you know how most things in life are a morsels of good in periodic episodes but otherwise shades of shit; marriage is no different

Unless you maneuver the shit, you won't get to the morsels


But then again, you don't want any of that shit, do you

Although, statistically fifty-percent of that shit is your shit

But then no one likes to be held a mirror to, especially with their ass bare naked, farting and shitting all over, do they

For someone who gets fucked over by life every now and then

Between breakfasts and lunches, and lunches and dinners

How optimistic do you have to be to believe marriage is a rollercoaster but on plain land


It’s not people who have fucked over marriage

People are messy, flawed, delusional; that's a given

What fucked over people is the deluded idea of what ideal marriages should look and sound and feel like

This obsession with the 'ideal' —

Like perfection is a prerequisite

Like conflict is failure

Like compromise is defeat

As if two people can live together forever

Without wanting to run each other over in a parking lot

At least once a week


Ideal is a beautiful synonym for imaginary, except no one seems to remember

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