Friday, 11 July 2025

The Accent Is An Alibi

They left the land

but packed the caste,

tucked the guilt in suitcases

between turmeric and trauma,

and crossed oceans

to become palatable

to everyone but themselves.


First-generation Indian Americans —

identity contortionists

wearing two flags like reversible jackets,

waving the right one

depending on the room,

the spotlight,

the visa.


Too American to kneel,

too Indian to question.


They disown India

like it’s a stain they can’t scrub,

until it’s time for saffron backdrops

and arranged nostalgia.

Then they gloat desi

like they handcrafted the culture

they once fled from.


They dismiss Americans

like they didn’t spend

an entire childhood

training to sound like them —

tongues amputated at customs,

accent rehearsed

like a script

that couldn’t afford error.


They mock Indians

to prove they’ve evolved,

but can’t digest their own shadow

without Googling the recipe.


They quote Audre Lorde

to critique the West,

but weaponize Gandhi

to gaslight their parents.

They call trauma heritage,

call privilege hard work,

call mimicry multicultural.


They out-liberal the liberals,

out-sanskrit the sages,

yet flinch

when asked where they’re really from —

not because they don’t know,

but because they never stayed long enough

to belong.


They want India to remain a relic

so they can feel spiritual

without the dirt.

They want America to apologize

while cashing its checks.


They demand complexity

but offer cliché.

They claim intersectionality

while standing at every corner

but walking none.


Diaspora is not a dilemma —

it’s a curated identity cult

selling confusion

as currency.


And these are its priests —

preaching belonging

with borrowed gods,

chanting “home”

in accents they paid to perfect,

offended by mirrors,

terrified of roots.


They don’t bleed for either flag.

They cosplay both.

And call it survival

because truth was too expensive.


So no,

they don’t belong to America.

And they never truly left India.


They hover.

They echo.

They curate identity

like museums curate grief —

stolen, reframed,

lit just right

so no one asks

how much is real

and how much is performance.


Talk about legacy.

Talk about heritage.

Talk about cunts.

But make sure

you pronounce it correctly.


Because culture isn’t something

you put on like a shawl

when it’s cold enough to remember.

It’s the skin

you either grow in

or flay off.


And these?

They didn’t grow.

They peeled.

They posted.

And they called the wound

home.


Talk about homeless cunts of convenience. 

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